NOVELIST JOSE CHUNG AUTHORS A SHORT STORY CRITICAL OF A MILLENNIAL SELF-HELP MOVEMENT… AND PERFORMS SOME PROFILING OF HIS OWN WHEN A COLLEGE PROFESSOR IS FOUND MURDERED.

As a series of still photographs pass into view, author Jose Chung describes the life of Juggernaut Onan Goopta, who went to college hoping to become a famous neuroscientist and instead was overcome by dementia and institutionalized. During his hospital stay, Goopta decided to become a writer. His first literary works were so incompetent they were mistaken for “brilliant parodies.” Chung met Goopta when his stories were published in a detective magazine. When that publication folded, a desperate Goopta “changed the course of human history” when he published the first in a series of highly- successful self-help books and founded the “Institute of Selfosophy,” which taught members how to shed negative thoughts. It was an enormous success. Anyone responsible for internal criticism of the organization was reprogrammed, and if that failed, dubbed a “Ratfinkovitch” and excommunicated from the church.

While performing research on “the newly arising belief systems at the end of the millennium,” Chung encountered Joseph Ratfinkovitch, who was excommunicated for reading Chung’s most recent fiction. Ratfinkovitch’s body is discovered inside his apartment, the victim of an electrocution. Giebelhouse contacts Frank, hoping he can shed some light on the case. As the group examines the crime scene, Chung steps forward and claims that he is responsible for Ratfinkovitch’s death. He explains that when Playpen magazine ran an excerpt from his short story, the Selfosophist Institute grew offended. They instructed members to buy up all existing copies. However, Ratfinkovitch read, and enjoyed, the story. Ratfinkovitch was then approached by, Mr. Smooth, a fellow Selfosophist. Using a device called an Onan-o-Graph, Smooth attempted to recounsel Ratfinkovitch. According to Chung’s version of events, the device malfunctioned and Ratfinkovitch was inadvertently electrocuted. When Chung admits he made the whole thing up, Frank and Giebelhouse meet with a Selfosophist spokeman, Robbinski, who insists his fellow members are incapable of murder. Despite this, Mr. Smooth attempts to control his homicidal rage after reading–and being offended by–Chung’s story. He sends Chung a clown doll impaled with a variety of knives. Chung contacts Frank with the news. He explains that the antagonist in his story sends similar threats before committing murder. At the conclusion of the story, Chung states, the “Selfosophist Psycho” confronts and kills the author.

Chung accompanies Frank to the scene of a (seemingly unrelated) murder on a college campus. The victim is Professor Amos Randi, a Nostradamus scholar. Frank concludes that the perpetrator is targeting victims he considers to be Nostradamus’ Three Anti-Christs–and will attack two more authority figures. But Chung does some profiling of his own. He determines that the killer, who was fulfilling self-interpreted prophecies, targeted his ex- girlfriend’s teacher. The trail, Chung believes, leads to a Hollywood movie theater. The next victim, it turns out, is a ticket girl at a Hollywood movie theater. Frank realizes that Chung’s profile predicted the murder, and later concludes that Chung is the killer’s third Anti-Christ. He, Watts and Geibelhouse race to Chung’s hotel. Smooth, however, arrives first. He pulls out a gun and berates Chung for ridiculing the church’s beliefs. Frank suddenly bursts through the door. Smooth takes a shot at Chung, misses, then sprints from the room. Frank follows Smooth onto the rooftop. Smooth convinces himself he can leap onto a neighboring building and escape. But all the positive thoughts in the world cannot save him, and he plummets downward to his death. Meanwhile, the “Nostradamus Nutball” surprises Chung and murders him with a pick axe. Later, Frank begins reading one of Chung’s books,…